watching madonna on tv, gawd she is hidious... but she looks alot younger (not better) on her video clips! its amazing what u can do with photoshop and a shitload of time on your hands! you can even make madonna look.... well make her asthetically tolerable! shame she still clothes herself in 60s/70s style clothings! its disgusting... what did old people think back then!
his name is eli and he is canadian:D such a sweetie, hes gonna come up to perth to meet me which is like THE MOST AWESOME!!! i meen i never knew i was worth it but hey someone likes me! ill upload a pic of him later if i get my webserver working again!
love u eli.
oh yeah i got my license but i think i said that already, had it for 4 weeks now! its great, still not as good as eli :D
im so obsessed by him
REN STOP SAYING IM A CLOSET HETRO!!! AND ITS NOT YOUR ELI IM LOVIN!!! GRR UR SUCH AN EVIL PERSON REN! i dont love beth shes a friend! she is extremely easy to get along with unlike most other people i know!
oh and i got my license finally!!! :D im so happy, more on that later tho
well i think its time the goverment makes a bloody example out of these fucking unionist pricks working on the perth to mand rail line since in the end its costing taxpayers money to have these pricks sit there doing nothing! goverment should sue each and every unionist PIG thats striking for all the loss currently made... the result? money made back and it will effect every union group that is gonna think of striking in the future... its time this fucking government got some balls and put these pig headed fuckwits in their place...
PROUDLY NOT A UNION MEMBER... COZ THEIR ASSHOLES!
its only 1 week 5 days till i can get my license which i am really happy about! meens i can drive all by myself and dont have to worry about getting lifts with parents or anything ever again. i think bethaniej's mobile is stuffed or she didnt pay her bill since i aint gettin replies to text msgs... oh well ill call her later on, she is probably at uni as we speak!
so whats new... well i had an induction into woolies yesterday, that was so boring, it was the same as coles and explained how "woolworths is so much better than all the competition" and how were gonna kick the competitions ass, it was the same for the coles 1. just a huge ego trip for managers or something... well i am not sure what my job will be, i was interviewed to do nightfil and when i got the job offer they kinda failed to mention what job i got exactly, coz according to the shit i got im meant to be doing register training! and i cant get to ellenbrook in time to do registers every arvo. god damnit.... oh and i am part time now which is the only thing im happy about, but i want at least 15 hrs a week (and know i wont get it on registers...).
im gonna have to make a new icon to dis woolworths, god damnit theirs is harder to modify and destroy.... awwwwwwww...... oh well ill try :-D
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male...Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male...Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female...A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female...A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female...An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male...Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female...A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male...A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND; HE SAID... SHE SAID...
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . .You wear pants don't you?
He said . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . . .That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . . .What have you been doing with all the grocery money I give you? She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . .How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said . . .We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . .Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? She said . . .They already have boyfriends.
He said . . .What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? She said . . .A widow.
He said . . .Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . . .Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
had a job interview last thursday, i was really nervous through that. ergh the boss seems really nice, i am still waiting to see if i actually get the job or not. friday i met this guy named chris, who seems really nice.... i aint fond of his friend though but meh, i wanna see him again soon. and saturday i went to midland to do a little shopping, then went to bethaniej's new house to fix her room-mates computer which wouldnt play sound (it turned out to be a driver not installed!!!) so yeah fixed that, she txts me 30 mins later and says the right speaker aint working, she didnt plug it in properly... god she is silly!
before i left me and bethaniej spent 20 mins chatting in kfc, mmm nice chips... but yeah we talked about how crappy coles bas becoming... it is though, we talked about certain supervisors being horrible or very spiteful. its funny how much u can bitch about work!!!
but yeah, atm im stuck at tafe watching some idiot try to plug in his usb key, there is a sign covering the usb ports (right over them!!) that says if you are using a flash drive to plug it in the back coz the front usb ports are incorrectly connected or something. and he just removed it, didnt read it and whenever he plugs in the flash drive, the mouse stops working and hes having a rant on how useless they are WHEN HE IS THE IDIOT THAT WONT LISTEN TO INSTRUCTIONS!!!
oh god, how un-entertianing.... im about to go to midland so i can eat some normal food.. its still too early to go since there will be a massive rush like "omg i cant get food after 2pm, i must have lunch at 1 or 12 and i gotta rush!!!" why cant some people have a later lunch!? bring a snack to the office or workplace!? its far more efficient and it saves the idiot brigade at the food courts! oh well thats my rant for today!
oh my god. is this like some unofficial holiday for idiots!? i meen its like their on parade or something because iv bumped into so many today! bad drivers who dont know the road rules. like this 1 person cuts right in front of me in the midland gate carpark, i had right of way and she just wham, str8 in front of me and i have to slam on the breaks! there was this ugly cyclist riding around, he goes behind mums land cruiser to cross a road, now im driving it, i roll the car forward to see traffic properly and this dickheads leaning on the car a little bit and goes off at me... WHY ME!? i have more rights on the road than he does and i was moving away from him... not towards him, if i was gonna hit him it would be a different story. and i know i was rolling forward because the cruiser is automatic, and was in drive, since autos dont roll back when in gear... simple... oh god fucking idiots. idiots on parade!
oh god i hate bad drivers and hate bad cyclists even more!